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Measles outbreak continues…Zombie Dr. Jonas Salk rises from grave looking for anti-vacciners

jonas-salkJust kidding! I loved this post from the very funny satirist at the New Yorker – Andy Borowitz. He makes great fun of all types of people – given the ongoing measles outbreak in the US – he is poking (seriously and in fun) at the anti-vacciners. Enjoy!

The reanimated corpse of Dr. Jonas Salk, the medical researcher who developed the first polio vaccine, rose from the grave last Friday morning on what authorities believe is a mission to hunt down idiots.

The zombie version of Salk, wearing a tattered white lab coat and looking “incredibly angry” according to one eyewitness, was seen advancing on the U.S. Capitol building at approximately 11 A.M.

While Senator Rand Paul, of Kentucky, hid in the Senate cloakroom, armed security forces repelled the zombie virologist, who, seemingly unharmed, moved on in search of new prey.

According to law enforcement, the reanimated Salk then stole a car and headed off in the direction of Trenton, New Jersey.

“We have reason to believe he’s coming for Governor Christie,” said a staff member from Chris Christie’s office. “Fortunately, the Governor is never here.”

With both Disneyland and Marin County on high alert, a spokesman for the Department of Homeland Security warned that, as long as the rampaging vaccine pioneer was at large, law enforcement would be stretched thin.

“Unfortunately, we do not possess the resources to protect every idiot in this country,” the spokesman said.

http://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/zombie-jonas-salk-rises-grave-hunt-idiots?mbid=nl_Borowitz%20%28151%29&CNDID=14964807&spMailingID=7485103&spUserID=MjU0NTI1NDI0MTES1&spJobID=620687451&spReportId=NjIwNjg3NDUxS0

 

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